Jamie's Rants And Things

At a Barney Frank town hall meeting in Dartmouth, MA, a constituent asks, “Why are you supporting this Nazi policy?” Frank responds: “On what planet do you spend most of your time?” He then calls her …

There has been a dramatic drop in the number of people wanting a kitten or cat from the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home in London.

Woman drowns rabbits, then holds their dead bodies up proudly, grinning at the camera, and posting it on facebook

An anchorwoman spoofs and says gay instead of blind.

So suggests a joint study conducted by scientists from the US Centres for Disease Control (CDC), Emory University in Atlanta and Andrews University in Michigan. Researchers concluded that frequent gamers tend to be fatter and of less sunny a disposition than non-gamers. Their average age is 35.

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In the proud tradition of naming one's offspring after entire football teams, or a favourite brand of supercar, one US dad has decided to name his son after a software upgrade.

A man in central China has been refused permission to name his son “@” because it cannot be translated into Mandarin – as the law demands.

Pat and Sheena Wheaton claim the Department of Internal Affairs has deployed the Births, Deaths, and Marriages Registration Act 1995 in refusing to register the name. The law forbids “names that resemble …

Belgian authorities have decided that it is not a particularly bright idea for a Mr and Mrs Renault to name their daughter Megane, Pravda reports.

A Swedish couple is battling the country's National Tax Authority for the right to call their daughter “Metallica”, the BBC reports.

An NZ judge has done the decent thing and made a nine-year-old girl a ward of court to allow her to ditch what must rate among the most preposterous names of all time – Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Heath and Deborah Campbell were furious when their local baker in New Jersey refused to decorate a birthday cake with the name of their baby boy.

Lyricist and sardonic crooner Morrissey has urged loyal fans to steer clear when the big music labels re-release his old tunes.

foolish young pakistani engineering student mullah katl ud din breaks electrical door in his university displaying extreme stupidity. he is being considered for darwin foolishness awards this year.

Chris moyles show -a prank phone call on the radio.