Archive for September, 2009

Wisconsin Tourism Federation wisely rebrands • The Register

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Source: www.theregister.co.uk
LogoWatch The Wisconsin Tourism Federation will henceforth be known as the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin – a wise piece of rebranding prompted by its exposure to public ridicule on the interwebs.
    WTF ? !!    

May God Save the Insurance Companies! – The Sarcasmist

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Source: blog.sarcasmsociety.com
As we all know, the liberals have been secretly plotting to destroy the health insurance companies in the United States. No one ever spoke about it, but we all knew it. But times have changed. A new wave …
    ”Leave your sick family members behind. Forget the crushing debt you
have from your emergency hospital visit. Cast aside the sorrow of
losing a child to health insurance bureaucracy. Be Americans! Fight
against the tyranny of Obama’s health care scheme”    

Fighting the Battle Against Money Scams

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Source: blog.facebook.com
At Facebook we take your security very seriously and have dedicated teams across the company that focus specifically on protecting people's accounts and fighting cybercrime…

Facebook kills 'Kill Obama' poll • The Register

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Source: www.theregister.co.uk
Some 750 Facebook users had voted in the poll – they could choose between “yes”, “no” and “If he cuts my healthcare”. Some of those people should expect a visit from the Men in Black – the Secret Service confirmed to AFP that it was investigating.

School teacher Helen Goddard jailed for 15 months for lesbian affair with teenage pupil | Mail Onlin

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk
Helen Goddard, 26 – known as the Jazz Lady – who had admitted six charges of sexual activity with a child, wept as the sentence was handed down.

Jonathan from Spotify…

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Source: jonathanfromspotifyruinedyourplaylist.com
Jonathan from Spotify…
    totally daft!    

Simon's Cat ' Hot Spot'

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
A demanding cat goes to great lengths in order to warm up and become the centre of attention. This film was created to celebrate the release of the first Simon's Cat book. It brings to life one of the sketches from within its pages.

Sorry I've Got No Head – Witchfinder Shop Sketch

Monday, September 28th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Witchfinder runs out of patience when shopping and his 50p off voucher isn't accepted

Sorry I've Got No Head – Witchfinder Restaurant Sketch

Monday, September 28th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Witchfinder runs out of patience when he is unable to order a steak.

Sorry I've Got No Head – Witchfinder Cafe Sketch

Monday, September 28th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Witchfinder runs out of patience whilst queuing for cappuccino

Wheel Crate Driver

Monday, September 28th, 2009
Source: austriantimes.at
    A barmy biker has been banned by police after converting a beer crate into a mini quad bike.

The micro machine was given its last orders after Matthias Krankl tried to outrun cops in Maulburg, Germany.

“It has a tiny one cylinder engine but somehow he managed to break the speed limit,” said one officer.

“It
wasn't legal so we had to confiscate it but it looked like a lot of fun
and would certainly make drink driving more risky,” they added.    

HORRIBLE HISTORIES – Witchfinders Direct

Monday, September 28th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Languishing away on CBBC lurks the best sketch show the Beeb have made in years – HORRIBLE HISTORIES! Here's just a tiny nugget: a no-win-no-fee type ad for Witchfinders Direct.

Damien Walters Showreel 2009

Monday, September 28th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Playing around with some new moves for 2009
    almost as good as me!    

YouTube – Broadcast Yourself.

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
    Ultimate stupidity mashup!    

Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess (Spoonerism) [Audio File]

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Very funny “fairy tale” of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin. What is a spoonerism? Rearranging words and letters to alter the words in a sentence… clever way of running full expletives! Have a listen. …

Jizz In My Pants

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
http://Itunes.com/thelonelyisland The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album “INCREDIBAD”. In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. …

very very very lucky people

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
very very very lucky people

Most Farted, Most Haunted Spoof (The Original Most Farted Series by Popnoodles)

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Faced with gassy ghouls, phantom farters and stinky spirits, Yvette Fielding, Derek Acorah and the rest of the Most Haunted team are overwhelmed with the joys of noise. Open your windows and shut your legs – it's Most Farted. …

Quarter Pounder with Cheese – MTV Basterdize Tarantino Contest Winner

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Winner of MTV's Basterdize Tarantino contest.

Classical Muddley – The Portsmouth Sinfonia

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Source: www.youtube.com
Classican medley of tunes fastened together using 6″ nails, played by the worlds worst orchestra. A great remedy for Hooked On Classics.
    So bad, it's errrrrrr BAD !   Â