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		<title>How Fox finds America&apos;s enemies [FamGuy]</title>
		<link>http://rants.jamiejones.org/2010/03/10/how-fox-finds-americas-enemies-famguy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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How Fox finds America&apos;s enemies [FamGuy]
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Family quy takes another jab at their own network by having another one at the Fox News.  I don&apos;t know much about Fox News except for the O&apos;Reilly Factor. But as far as that one goes, this sketch by McFarlane doesn&apos;t look that far fetched.




    Typical Fox broadcast&#8230;    


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<div class="title"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dUoxruCh8c" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dUoxruCh8c" target="_blank">How Fox finds America&apos;s enemies [FamGuy]</a></div>
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<div class="summary">Family quy takes another jab at their own network by having another one at the Fox News.  I don&apos;t know much about Fox News except for the O&apos;Reilly Factor. But as far as that one goes, this sketch by McFarlane doesn&apos;t look that far fetched.</div>
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<div class="direction_ltr"><span class="start_quote">    </span><span class="story_comment">Typical Fox broadcast&#8230;</span><span class="end_quote">    </span></div>
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		<title>Godless Comedy from That Mitchell and Webb Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Godless Comedy from That Mitchell and Webb Look
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From series 3 episode 4




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		<title>Bad Vicar &#8211; That Mitchell and Webb look</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Bad Vicar &#8211; That Mitchell and Webb look
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    haha    


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		<title>Mitchell and Webb &#8211; Jesus&apos; Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Mitchell and Webb &#8211; Jesus&apos; Love
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Mitchell and Webb satirise door to door christians spreading the word and love of jesus. Another great clip from their radio 4 series &#8220;that mitchell and webb sound&#8221;.




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		<title>BBC NEWS &#124; UK &#124; Wales &#124; Family see Jesus image in Marmite</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:16:57 +0000</pubDate>
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BBC NEWS &#124; UK &#124; Wales &#124; Family see Jesus image in Marmite
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It may not be immediately obvious to everyone, but one family are convinced they can see the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite.




    Not all nutjobs live in the states&#8230;.    


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<div class="title"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm" title="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm" target="_blank">BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Family see Jesus image in Marmite</a></div>
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<div class="summary">It may not be immediately obvious to everyone, but one family are convinced they can see the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite.</div>
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<div class="direction_ltr"><span class="start_quote">    </span><span class="story_comment">Not all nutjobs live in the states&#8230;.</span><span class="end_quote">    </span></div>
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		<title>UK is safer from al-Qaeda &apos;bastards&apos;, says security minister • The Register</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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The minister responsible for counter-terrorism has said that despite &#8220;some very nasty bastards out there who aim to do us harm&#8221;, government security initiatives have made the UK safer from attacks in recent years.




    No protocol on his language, it seems!    


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		<title>WalesOnline &#8211; News &#8211; Wales News &#8211; Figures reveal failure of S4C to attract TV audiences</title>
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WalesOnline &#8211; News &#8211; Wales News &#8211; Figures reveal failure of S4C to attract TV audiences
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FEWER than one-in-five S4C programmes within a three-week period attracted more than 10,000 viewers, the Western Mail has learned.




    Grim figures for Welsh TV station    


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<div class="summary">FEWER than one-in-five S4C programmes within a three-week period attracted more than 10,000 viewers, the Western Mail has learned.</div>
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		<title>Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates • The Register</title>
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Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver&apos;s seat, it  &#8230;




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		<title>10 signs you might be an idiot</title>
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3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
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2. You press the already lit elevator button.<br />
3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.<br />
4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.<br />
5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.<br />
6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.<br />
7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.<br />
8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.<br />
9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.<br />
10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.</p>
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		<title>Trouble at the Pearly Gates</title>
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When you really think about it, with all of God&apos;s rules and regulations, getting into heaven is a very difficult thing to achieve. The 10 Commandments alone are one hell of a barrier. But even if you do make it then how many of your family and friends would be [...]]]></description>
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<div class="summary">When you really think about it, with all of God&apos;s rules and regulations, getting into heaven is a very difficult thing to achieve. The 10 Commandments alone are one hell of a barrier. But even if you do make it then how many of your family and friends would be able to achieve the same feat?</div>
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